Neil deGrasse Tyson was recently asked which ship would win in a battle: the Enterprise or the Falcon.  “The Enterprise would wipe its ass with the Falcon,” he states, and then proceeds to tell everyone why.
What I find interesting is the ultimate qualifier missing from this question: Is Wesley Crusher on board?  Cause if he is, Han and Chewie really don’t have to do anything … other than wait for whatever ill-conceived experiment the kid is conducting to run its course.  Then–boom–the Enterprise is history.
And probably all of space and time.

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